Brown Dictionary - part 1

1. BROWN ART 

The unfortunate occurrance of when, while being hung over or extremely drunk, one is forced to stand up from the toilet in which he was shitting to barf, spraying diarrhea all over the wall. 

"John's mom wondered what the hell happened in the bathroom after seeing his massive brown art on the wall." 

2. BROWN ARROWS 

The parallel brown lines left on the porcelain of a toilet bowl after a flush. These resemble the smoke lines left by the precision aerobatic team the Red Arrows of the British Royal Air Force.

"I don't know who was last in that toilet but it looks like the Brown Arrows sure put on a good display..." 

3. BROWN FOX

When you tell a woman you want to kiss her all over and crap on her chest! 

"Baby, I just want to take you home and give you a brown fox." 

4. BROWN FOG 

The imaginary aura of odor around someone when they smell like ass. 

"God damn it, Randon is carrying the brown fog again! That must be 35 hobo power!" 

5. BROWN A BOMB 

When someone is taking a shit and goes extreme meaures not to touch the toilet in a public place.You put your feet on the wall, so that you are completely hanging over the toilet, at least by a foot, and then the shit  sets a blast of large proportions. 

"Oh, my God, the back splash went straight up my anus!!!!" 

"Shouldn't have done that Brown A- Bomb" 

6. BROWN ACROBAT 

Basically when a person does a handstand and then proceeds to do a shit everywhere so it covers part of  his body. This occasionally pops up in grot mags, but is quite rare. If one finds some, then it is his job to show it to all his mates as soon as possible. Warning, don't show your parents, this has been known to lead to some strange looks and even worse ideas, you don't want your parents doing the brown acrobat in the next room do you? 

Bob: Wow, did u see that porn last night dude?

Andy: Yeh, dude that chick pulled off a brown acrobat, it was a great wank to start off the new year 

Bob: Yeh, it really was 

7. BROWN DEMON  

Type of shit which you need to fight with so it come out, or a general term for being constipated, or in pain due to shitting. 

"I just fought the evil Brown Demon in the men's room, and won" 

8. BROWN NUTS 

When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack. 

"I should've known not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts" 

9. BROWN BEAR (verb)

When you take a shit on someone's chest and then give them a big bear hug, mushing it all around between you two. 

"I'm going to brown bear that bitch tonight."