Vova for his 11 years of life dealt with it, as many adults wouldn’t succeed. Of course, his not so flourishing fate had contributed to his early maturation. He did not remember his mother, his father – perhaps…
Based on stories told by the other artists, he has created a vague idea of his family. His father was the founder of the circus. He was a Soviet scientist who has escaped from The Soviet Union to come here in Brazil. Everyone was telling the little Vova, how bright his father’s mind was, and how he dealt with quantum mechanics or something like that. That stimulated the kid to buy tons of literature as soon as he could read haltingly – as everyone would guess he did not understand a thing and kept the books in his trailer just for prestige and the collector’s edition of “A Brief History of Time” always lied around his bed. The boy had many speculations on why and how Vova Senior disappeared - from captured by KGB agents to return him to USSR, to alien abduction. In fact it was known that one morning the father just did not get out the truck, their home, and his four year old son was found crying on the floor. Interesting fact is that his mother had disappeared in similar way, but long time ago – just days after Vova’s birth. She wasn’t a colorful person, but a gorgeous dancer who captured the heart of a physicist and persuaded him to invest all his money in a travelling circus.
The years were passing, and the lonely child was not alone, because 80 people trained him in the art of circus. The boy became a contortionist. He performed different dangerous tricks, and his favorite was to impress the audience with the flexibility of his body. Without anything significant, except maybe the incident with elephant shit, gathered by him and thrown at cars driving in the opposite direction of the travelling circus line, the kid had a boring daily life… up until now!
Vova was wobbling alone in his trailer on the way to the next city. Because he was bored to the death, he decided to deal with his favorite occupation – to insert various objects in his anus. After utilizing all interesting things he had around he tossed them aside and got stuck again. Then he got light up by an innovative idea - to see how deep he can stick his arm up his butt. He started immediately and was pleasantly surprised to find out how easy it was to get his arm inside up to the shoulder. Smiling he slipped in the other arm with ease and started clapping inside the intestine.
- The head! I can stick the head! – He tweeted in joy – I’m sticking it!
When his head was in, without thinking twice he got himself in his ass up to his waist... Then something unusual occurred. Some mighty force sucked him inside. He was feeling like he is burning in some fire vortex and thousands whirlpools are raging around him. In a blink of an eye it was over and he looked around. The stuff he was able to see was curved in some grotesque, which interfered with his perceptions for distance and direction. Grey waves resembling those left by a stone plopping in a calm lake were spreading chaotically around him, merging, disappearing and exploding in tiny sparks. Vova started to scream. The cries didn’t stop for hours, maybe days, until an obscure stain started to materialize in front of him. At first it was blurry but gradually took shape of a man.
- Don’t be frightened – the man said – you are not crazy. It’s just that our senses are not meant for the physical laws of this world. Everything is slightly different here...
In front of the wide-mouthed kid was standing a tall, blond man in his middle age, who unlike everything else was not pulsing and blending in the rest of the landscape.
- F-f-f-father? – the boy instantly recognized the man he was seeing on the pictures for so many years.
- Volodya, my boy! – yelled the excited man – My Lord, Vova, how grown up you are! I should have figured – the time here is passing differently! I taught I was here only for a week...
They stood there in a warm hug until the boy asked:
- Dad, where are we? What is happening to us?
- Son, have you ever heard about wormholes?
- Hmm, wormholes like Einstein-Rosen Bridge? Remotely…
- Yes, this is what I talk about – tunnels between worlds. You did not waste your time! – said the father delighted by the knowledge of his child. – First the possibility for existence of space-time holes is predicted by The Theory of Relativity of Albert Einstein. This theory describes gravity forces from the prospective of time curvature. The famous physicist and mathematician Georg Friedrich Bernhard Riemann said that space can have more than three dimensions and mathematically proves that existence of variety of worlds is possible. It is believed that there are time tunnels connecting parallel worlds.
- But, father… uh… I got here through my ass.
- I know – the father laughed uneasy – for some reason unknown your anus attracted me ever since you were born. For four years I stuffed various tiny objects inside until finally I plucked up courage to go in there myself. And this is how I got to this place.
- Actually my anus is a portal to a wormhole – a gate to another dimension, another world? So, how is this possible?
- It is still early for answers… I will need time for calculations... Maybe it is a result of the project I was working on in Russia – a tachyon generator... Briefly it is a generator for particles that travel faster than light. I’ve quit my job, because naturally the country wanted a new weapon instead of something constructive. I must have been exposed to the particles, which had influenced you... I can’t be sure...
- What about mamma?
- Oh, yes... I guess she also took a peek inside you...
For days they talked about all moments they’ve missed... for everything... when Vova continued:
- Dad, do you want us to look for mom?
The boy opened his butt and his anus was gaping. Without hesitation his father dived into the darkness and disappeared.
Now Vova was standing alone. Smiling he was thinking for the incredible worlds waiting for him on the bottom of his rectum... that he will be brave enough to go where no human has set foot. He took a moment to look at the pulsing haze of this dimension and sank into his ass…
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